Let’s set the scene: your windshield has taken a hit—maybe a rogue pebble, maybe a mystery crack that showed up overnight like a ninja. Either way, you’re now face-to-face with your friendly auto glass tech. You want things done fast, easy, and cheap… but before you let certain words slip out of your mouth, let’s hit pause.

Because while we love you (yes, even you with the duct-taped window), there are a few things that make auto glass techs cringe just a little inside.

So, here’s your crash course—pun fully intended—on what not to say if you want the job done right and your tech to stick around past lunch.

1. “Can You Just Do This Quickly?”

Ah yes—the classic. We get it. You’ve got errands, a Zoom call in 20 minutes, or a hot coffee getting cold. But rushing an auto glass job is like asking a barista to “just throw the latte together.” Sure, you’ll get something in a cup—but is it good? Will it hold up?

Windshield repairs and replacements need time, precision, and a few oddly satisfying suction tools. If we rush, we risk sloppy work—and nobody wants a wobbly windshield flapping in the breeze. So relax, take a seat, and let us do our thing. We promise we’re faster than your cousin who offered to fix it with Gorilla Glue.

2. “I’ve Got a Cheap Fix That Will Work.”

Ah yes, the DIY hero. You watched a YouTube video, bought a $5 kit online, and now you’re ready to show us how real repairs are done. Respect—but also… no.

Auto glass repair isn’t arts and crafts. That little crack you patched with clear nail polish? Yeah, we’ve seen it, and it’s now spreading like a rumor in a high school hallway. Trust us: your windshield deserves better.

We’ve got the tools, materials, and training that your DIY kit doesn’t include (like, say, standards). So put down the duct tape. We’ve got this.

3. “It’s Just a Small Chip. I Don’t Need the Best Quality.”

Oh, my friend. You’ve just said the auto glass equivalent of, “It’s just a paper cut—I don’t need a Band-Aid.”

That “small chip” might look harmless now, but it’s basically a ticking time bomb. One pothole, one temperature drop, one particularly dramatic car wash—and boom. Now it’s a crack with dreams of becoming a windshield-spanning masterpiece.

Quality matters. Even for the tiny stuff. You wouldn’t skimp on your brakes, right? Same logic. Small chip, big consequences—so let’s fix it right the first time.

4. “Can You Fix This at My House or Work Instead of the Shop?”

Okay, we’re all about convenience—we love making your life easier. But some jobs are just shop-only. Think of it like trying to bake a soufflé in a toaster oven. Sure, it technically might work… but it’s not gonna be pretty.

Some repairs need controlled conditions, specialized tools, and more elbow room than your driveway allows. If we say it’s a shop job, it’s not because we don’t want to meet your dog or admire your garden gnomes—it’s because we want the fix to last.

5. “I’m Trading It Soon, So Just Do Whatever.”

Oof. This one hurts a little.

Look, we get it—you’re about to upgrade, and you don’t want to invest in the old ride. But glass repairs aren’t just about looks—they’re about safety. Even if your car’s headed to another lucky owner, shouldn’t it leave you in one piece first?

Plus, future-you will thank present-you if the trade-in inspector doesn’t raise an eyebrow at a janky windshield held together by wishful thinking.

Let’s finish strong, shall we?

Final Thoughts (From Someone Who’s Seen a Lot of Windshields)

Auto glass work isn’t glamorous—we don’t wear capes (usually), but we do keep you safe on the road. So next time you’re chatting with your auto glass tech, skip the shortcuts and trust the process.

And remember: a good windshield is like a good relationship—clear, strong, and sealed with care.

Now go forth, drive safe, and keep those pebbles at bay!